Tuesday, October 20, 2026

Molton Brown Neon Amber Bath and Shower Gel Review


 I was off today so I thought I would take another ride around to see if I could find the new iPhone in Burgundy. This is the second trip I've made out and I have had no luck whatsoever. I'm so tired of looking at my cracked phone screen at this point and I am so ready for an upgrade. Hopefully I can get my hands on one before Christmas. In the meantime -I got through another Molton Brown shower gel from my sampler kit.

Molton Brown claims:

Add intriguing warmth to your bathing ritual with our dynamic opulentbody wash, distinct with bright elemi, a sensual overdose of tonka absolute and contemporary twist of salty ambroxan.


Usually you can tell what a Molton Brown scent will be from the name- but Neon Amber doesn't really tell me a whole lot. So I had no idea what to expect. There is a descirption- but you can never really get a sense of what something will smell like based on the description. At least not in this case. It's supposed to be elemi (I have no idea what that smells like), Tonka, and ambroxan. Ambroxan is everywhere and in everything and I don't think it's a note that does anything for me. 

What this actually smells like is a men's cologne. Not a generic men's cologne. It's unique- at least to me. I don't have a lot of experience with men's cologne. I'm not sure how to describe it. It just smells like a nice men's cologne with a little dustiness to it (not in a bad way.)  

It's a nice scent. And very intoxicating in the shower but doesn't really hang around afterwards. It's not for me at all. I like a unisex scent in the shower...but not really so much into cologne type scents. But that's OK. Not everything has to be for me. It's a good quality scent and I imagine it would make a nice gift for those that love these type of scents. 

Other than that...it's Molton Brown. So it's pricey. But it works well, lathers nicely and rinses clean. It also sticks to the skin a little bit which most soaps do not.

I have the tiny size which is good for about 2/3 uses since I bought the sampler pack. It's the perfect way to try a bunch of their scents without committing the cash on the scent I may or may not like. I really like the size and the bottle has the same feel as the full size- just at a better price.

Ingredients: 

Water/Aqua/Eau, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Fragrance/Parfum, Propylene Glycol, Coco-Glucoside, Glycerin, Laureth-7 Citrate, Peg-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Citric Acid, Ethylhexyl Salicylate, Polyquaternium-7, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Butyl Methoxydibenzoylmethane, Diethylhexyl Syringylidenemalonate, Tocopherol, Peg-150 Pentaerythrityl Tetrastearate, Ppg-2 Hydroxyethyl Cocamide, Sodium Hydroxide, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Coumarin, Hexyl Cinnamal, Hydroxycitronellal, Limonene, Blue 1/Ci 42090, Caramel, Red 4/Ci 14700.*

Overall,  nice quality. The scent is nice...it just isn't for me. 


Sunday, October 18, 2026

Maybelline Great Lash Classic Mascara in Very Black Review


 I really thought I had reviewed the most classic and iconic mascara of all time. But recently discovered I hadn't. I've reviewed remix versions..but never the OG . Maybelline Great Lash was the very first mascara I ever bought. I think I was in the 6th or 7th grade. I faithfully applied it every day and had no idea what the point was. I didn't know what mascara was supposed to do. I think I only bought it once though and then...I guess at some point I moved on to other brands. 

Maybelline claims:

After 40 years, Great Lash is still America’s favorite mascara.

Maybelline Great Lash Mascara is your timeless go-to for natural-looking volume.

Small brush, big control. The small mascara brush is easy to control to target hard-to-reach corners and long and short lashes alike for buildable volume for every lash.

Lash-doubling formula. Our lash-doubling mascara formula lengthens and conditions lashes for an easy, everyday makeup look.

Hypoallergenic mascara. The hypoallergenic formula is ophthalmologist tested, allergy tested, and safe for contact lens wearers.

4 natural-looking mascara shades. Choose from Dark Brown, Brownish Black, Very Black, or Blackest Black for a volumizing mascara shade that suits your natural lash color.

Once you swipe on Great Lash Washable Mascara, you’ll see why there's been billions of Great Lashes since 1971.

Made in USA

I have used tons of mascara from Maybelline. They make great mascara.  But Great Lash is not one of them. You can get much, much better for the price. It's a water based mascara that's supposed to be easily washable, It's been around since 1971...though I'm sure the formula has been changed and it's not what you might have bought in 1971. 


It comes in the easily recognizable pink and green packaging. Classic. Although I think the old tubes look better than what is being sold now.

Before Great Lash- there was Ultra Lash from the 60's which I just found out about. I thought Great Last was the first mascara in this format. And even before that the brand was responsible for the world's first mascara all the way back in 1913.  

Maybelline 1960s Print Advertisement Ad 1964 Ultra Lash Mascara Cosmetics

Cosmetics and Skin: Maybelline

But I think this is the worst mascara I have ever tried and it's going in the trash after I review it. I think a better name for it would be Bad Lash. Or Sad Lash. Even Make You Mad Lash.

It's so wet. It doesn't build up. It never dries. It does a whole lot of nothing for my lashes. No volume, no length. My main issues with this is it always seems to get in my eyes and then my eyes HURT for days after. It stings my eyes for the rest of the day and causes so many problems. Happened to my eye the first time I used it. And then again yesterday-  so now I'm over it. 

It's so easy to get into the eye due to how wet it is. I like to start at the roots but with the problems this has caused me I am scared to start at the roots and it's pretty much guaranteed to drip into my eyes. Usually I hate throwing anything away and will try to work with products and find other ways to use them. But this is not worth it. 

Usually with this mascara type- I would try to wait until it dries out but I can't keep messing up my eyes.

The only positive thing I have to say about it is how black it looks. It's also a bit more on the "glossy" side which I don't normally notice in any other mascara I have bought. 

I almost forgot to take about the brush- which is so tiny. I really don't like the brush. Nor the way the handle feels when I'm applying it. 

So into the bin it will go. 

And now a look at some of the ads- which I always find fun. 


Maybelline Great Lash Super Models 2000s Print Advertisement Ad 2008

Vintage 1985 Print Ad Maybelline Great Lash Genuine Magazine Advertisement Paper - Etsy

Maybelline Mascara 1980s Print Advertisement 1982 Great-Lash

Also a commercial- the very obviously fake lashes are taking me out.



This was a fun post for me. But I really hate this mascara. I haven't disliked a product this much in quite awhile. I guess there are some people this might work for- and so maybe it's still worth trying. It just was not for me.

Trouble Funk

Trouble Funk — Biography, Discography, Albums & Expert Reviews | AllMusic

Quick music post today. Of a group that i feel everyone has heard their music but most people are not familiar with the group. And if you haven't heard the OG song- you have definitely heard it sampled somewhere especially if you listen to a lot of old Hip Hop.


Gotta keep the classics alive! 

Friday, October 16, 2026

Sally Hansen Color Therapy Nail and Cuticle Oil Review


Less than two weeks before Halloween so I am just now starting a Halloween movie marathon. I just googled a random list and I'm gonna try to make it through as many movies as I can in the next two/three weeks. While the movie is playing...figured I would knock out a review or two. 

Sally Hansen claims: 

Instantly makes nails and cuticles look healthier, restored and rejuvenated.

Treat your nails to the ultimate in therapy! Sally Hansen's Color Therapy Nail & Cuticle Oil™ instantly restores nails and cuticles, with our exclusive moisturizing, nourishing Argan Oil formula.

When you want strong, resilient, healthier-looking nails, finish your Color Therapy™ manicure with Color Therapy™ Nail & Cuticle Oil™ .


Overall, cuticle oil is kind of a waste of money. That doesn't stop me from buying it though. I keep at least one and another back up on hand.Usually I only use this particular one when I do my nails. I like to feel like I am spoiling and pampering myself sometimes. 

This product doesn't really feel that luxurious though. Really you can use just about anything to hydrate your cuticles. My choice is usually whatever hand cream I am using. When I put on hand cream I try to remember to massage it into my cuticles too. Usually that helps with nail growth and prevents my nails from splitting as much. These days I only really reach for a cuticle oil after I have done my nails. Mostly because I don't really love this one.

It has a strange smell. It smells like it's supposed to smell better but just doesn't. Now that I've done this review I will probably add some essential oils to it to make it smell better as I use the rest up.  Easy enough. But since it is on the higher end of Sally's cuticle oils- I expected that it would have smelled better as is. 

Next up- it feels a little strange. It feels like it's coating my skin rather than sinking in. It really reminds of me of fractionated coconut oil. I prefer other oils as my cuticle oil like jojoba, almond, apricot. This one does eventually sink it...but I just don't really love the way it looks/ feels going on.

It looks hydrating enough though. I wouldn't say my cuticles feel any softer overall. But I guess maybe it's better than nothing.

The packaging it really nice though. Comes in a nice thick glass bottle. Seems you get a ton of product. And I like the brush much better than any other brush I've had in similar packaging. I even like it better than the Essie cuticle oil brush. 

I do feel like it helps to dry my nail polish a bit quicker. It reminds of drying drops. I am using a really quick dry top coat though...so not sure if it's actually drying the nails quicker or just placebo effect. 

It has a LOT of ingredients. I think unnecessarily so. I think simple ingredients like pure jojoba or shea/cocoa butters really make the best cuticle oils. 

Ingredients:

BUTYL ACETATE, ETHYL ACETATE, NITROCELLULOSE, ACETYL TRIBUTYL CITRATE, TOSYLAMIDE, EPOXY RESIN, ISOPROPYL ALCOHOL, SILICA,SYNTHETIC FLUORPHLOGOPITE, STEARALKONIUM BENTONITE, TRIPHENYL PHOSPHATE, ADIPIC ACID, TRIMELLITIC ANHYDRIDE COPOLYMER, NEOPENTYL GLYCOL, CAPRATE, ISOSORBIDE DICAPRYLATE, STYRENE, ACRYLATES COPOLYMER, RICINUS COMMUNIS SEED OIL (CASTOR), CALCIUM SODIUM BOROSILICATE, ETOCRYLENE, DIACETONE ALCOHOL, HEXANAL, KAOLIN, AQUA (WATER), PHOSPHORIC ACID, STEARALKONIUM HECTORITE, ARGANIA SPINOSA KERNEL OIL, OENOTHERA BIENNIS OIL (EVENING PRIMROSE), EUTERPE OLERACEA FRUIT OIL, N-BUTYL ALCOHOL,HELIANTHUS ANNUUS (SUNFLOWER) SEED OIL, CARTHAMUS TINCTORIUS (SAFFLOWER) SEED OII, BUTYLENE GLYCOL, MACROCYSTIS PYRIFERA EXTRACT (KELP), HYDROLYZED CONCHIOLIN PROTEIN, TOCOPHEROL, METHYLPARABEN, TIN OXIDE, -: MICA, MAY CONTAIN +, TITANIUM DIOXIDE (CI 77891), ULTRAMARINES (CI 77007), DC RED NO. 6 BARIUM LAKE (CI 15850), MANGANESE VIOLET (CI 77742), BISMUTH OXYCHLORIDE (CI 77163), DC RED NO. 7 CALCIUM LAKE (CI 15850), FDC YELLOW NO. 5 ALUMINUM LAKE (CI 19140), DC RED NO. 34 CALCIUM LAKE (CI 15880), IRON OXIDES (CI 77491, CI 77492, CI 77499), FERRIC AMMONIUM FERROCYANIDE (CI 77510), ALUMINUM POWDER (CI 77000), FDC BLUE NO. 1 ALUMINUM LAKE (CI 42090), DC VIOLET NO. 2 (CI 60725), DC BLACK NO. 2 (CI 77266), DC YELLOW NO. 11 (CI 47000).

Overall, I wouldn't buy it again. I just don't like it much.


Raisin Spice Bread and Feta and Tomato Baked Pasta

 I did it. I ordered the newest Danessa Myricks palette. I feel like I was waiting all year for the palette to drop. Visiting her Instagram for a sign of the colors to come. Now that's it's dropped- I have some opinions. I'm not sure I'm thrilled about the pinks- I just feel like the past releases have a lot of pink or pink leaning purples. But maybe they will be a different tone and look different in person. I'm also not excited about the neutrals. What drew me to her palettes were they were all special colors- and now she is throwing in neutrals. Bummer. But I am excited because there are new finishes. But before I go on and on about eyeshadow- here's what I made in the kitchen this week.

I was excited for this raisin bread- it had potential but overall it was a meh for me. I think I'm just a simple girl when it comes to raisin bread and the only spice I really want is cinnamon. It was overly spiced to me. And I don't think it had enough yeast. Also mind stuck to the loaf pan. I ate it...but it wasn't my favorite and has me considering making a batch of raisin bagels to make up for it. But I'm also feeling kinda lazy so I probably won't. 

Doesn't look very appealing. But it is what it is. 


Next up a feta baked pasta. Kind of inspired by the pasta recipes I saw on Tik Tok- and also kinda inspired by a Harry Potter recipe that I don't really want to make. I just bought some feta and grape tomatoes and let them bake with some seasoning, olive oil, and balsamic vinegar. Once it was all melty and the tomatoes were roasted I just added chicken and pasta and dinner was served. I don't think feta makes my favorite pasta cheese sauce but it was edible. 



And that's all. Very easy week in the kitchen for me. I think this coming week I am going to be ready to really cook something.









Wednesday, October 14, 2026

Oars +Alps Superfoliant Bar Soap Review

 

Got another soap review today. I have quite a few in reserve which I want to use up and then switch to trying out some shower gels- mainly from Molton Brown. And I also want to buy a few of the bar soaps from Lush because it's been a minute since I've ordered anything from them.  Anyway--- this is the first of a lot of soaps I need to get through. I've tried a few soaps from the brand- which is a men's brand- but I don't really discriminate when it comes to soaps. 

Oars claims: 

Our most exfoliating bar soap yet pairs powerful grit with nourishing plant oils for the ultimate one-two punch. Jojoba Esters scrub away dry, dead, flaky skin while a trio of Shea Butter, Coconut Oil and Sunflower Seed Oil moisturize and soften. We also pack in Spirulina and Witch Hazel to balance and clarify.

Just one use will leave your skin feeling super.

  1. Our Superfoliant Bar Soap is for guys looking for a super deep clean. This bar is best suited for those looking to exfoliate away dry, dull, and rough skin. Say hello to hydrated and softer skin.
  2. Due to the ingredients used in this exfoliating soap bar, there is some variation in the size of the exfoliators. Please use caution.
  3. Our blue Jojoba Esters are not only biodegradable, but provide the exfoliation for more refreshed skin.
  4. This clean ingredient bar soap uses a triple moisturizing blend of Shea Butter, Coconut Oil, and Sunflower Seed Oil to provide lasting hydration to combat dry, tight-feeling skin.
  5. Coconut and Sunflower Seed Oils provide lasting hydration and combat dry, tight-feeling skin.
  6. This Sandalwood bar soap features our Eucalyptus Woods fragrance: a mix of Eucalyptus, Sandalwood, and light citrus notes.

Eucalyptus Woods Scent: A blend of Eucalyptus, sandalwood, and light citrus notes.

Made in USA 



This is probably one I should have skipped. The last two bars I bought from them were pretty unisex- this one isn't. It kinda smells like every single mens cologne with a hint of mint/eucalyptus that gets stronger when you use it.  The scent is not really for me...although it is pretty nice. It just really isn't my type of thing. I can't really fault the product for that..since it is a men's line. 

I did really like that's is an exfoliating bar though. You can get clean and exfoliate at the same time. It is more on the scrubby side- so I wouldn't recommend for those that have sensitive skin. I didn't mind it but it is a bit scratchy. It is what they say- super exfoliating.

Other than that it works well. Lathers nicely, rinses cleanly and isn't drying. The only thing is it seems to melt a little quicker but most bars that you scrub back and forth to get exfoliation from do. I wasn't too bothered by it. Also the scent wasn't for me- so I didn't really want it to last and last.

One thing I do really like about the brand are the ingredients. They use things like coconut oil, shea butter, and biodegradable jojoba beads amongst other goodies. I always like to see a nice ingredient list. 

Ingredients:

Sodium Palmate,  Sodium Cocoate, Water, Glycerin, Sodium Chloride, Fragrance, Pumice, Cocos Nucifera (Coconut Oil), 

Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea Butter), Jojoba Beads (Simmondsia chinensis), CI 77891 (Titanium Dioxide), Helianthus Annuus (Sunflower) Seed Oil, Spirulina Maxima Extract, Cladonia Stellaris Extract, Hamamelis Virginiana (Witch Hazel) Leaf Extract, Larix Sibirica Wood Extract, Pentasodium Pentetate, Tetrasodium Etidronate.

.Overall, I think the brand makes solid mens products. Or soaps at least. I haven't tried anything else by them. This scent just wasn't for me. I would probably still try the others though....